Whenever you’re up late and you’re wondering if you should eat or not, just listen to this. I love you.
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Audio and Anglophile
I'm a student at the University of Memphis majoring in English. If you want me to like you, you must either have the ability to create, the ability to question, or the ability to empathize. If you want me to love you, you must have all three... Or be obsessed with the same fandoms.
THE PHOTO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN
these are the droids were looking for
*sobs*
I’M SCREAMING
OMFG YESS
(via aftershocked)
I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
me
(Source: earth-song, via englishchaprap)
Bill Hader — who is leaving Saturday Night Live after eight years this weekend — on his audition for the show:
I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.
(Source: skeletonsriot, via oursisthecomfort)
wtf happened man, did you invest in wendys or something
(Source: newkidsonmycock11, via jasonschwartzmansmustache)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via ithinkyouremyfavoritething)
Harry Nilsson on KROCK radio in 1992 talking about the lost weekend with John Lennon and hearing the news of his murder in 1980.
We were supposed to meet with John in Manhattan. […] John was going to do his bit, which I think was called ‘Life Begins at 40’.
ok this is really sad… but i have to say that Harry does a GREAT impression of Ringo at 2:25
(via lasersinthejunglesomewhere)
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