Audio and Anglophile

I'm a student at the University of Memphis majoring in English. If you want me to like you, you must either have the ability to create, the ability to question, or the ability to empathize. If you want me to love you, you must have all three... Or be obsessed with the same fandoms.

“It’s hell writing and it’s hell not writing. The only tolerable state is having just written.”

—   Robert Hass (via sweet-tsuntarou)

(Source: victoriousvocabulary, via aftershocked)

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite musical

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Random fact about you

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM

(Source: 314eater, via aftershocked)

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

(via aftershocked)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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cuddlechu:

Hey guys!! I made a squishable python and he’s up for voting right now!!!!
Please PLEASE vote for him!!! If he wins he’ll be made into an actual plush for people to buy wouldn’t that be amazing!?
If you can please signal boost n’ reblog this post so he’ll spread around! Thank you so much!

cuddlechu:

Hey guys!! I made a squishable python and he’s up for voting right now!!!!

Please PLEASE vote for him!!! If he wins he’ll be made into an actual plush for people to buy wouldn’t that be amazing!?

If you can please signal boost n’ reblog this post so he’ll spread around! Thank you so much!

(via themarionettequintet)

enigmaticagentalice:

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

(via but-im-just-amy)

worthythor:

arrives 15 minutes late to avenge with starbucks

worthythor:

arrives 15 minutes late to avenge with starbucks

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